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Whizz-bang Ideas for Garden Clean-up, a Self-Help Manual

You, too, Can Have That Sleek Magazine-Garden Look in Your Garden Visitors are coming and they like to garden and they want to see what new plants are growing in your garden. You haven’t been paying much attention lately, so … Continue reading

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A Gardener’s Dictionary

Any discussion of gardens should focus on using correct terminology. This Gardeners’ Dictionary is presented as a handy guide for novice and seasoned gardeners alike with the hope that it will clarify currently used vocabulary. (Note 1: Since this is … Continue reading

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A Gardener’s Wish List

Vines romp Rabbits chomp I wish rabbits Would adopt habits Of dining on vinings. Slugs chew Slimy glue! I wish slugs Would eat bugs Instead of fancying plantings. Moles tunnel Lumpy chunnels I wish moles Disliked holes And would vacate … Continue reading

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